Alex's Song

Sung to the tune of "If I Only had a Brain" (The Scarecrow's Song)

Mom would take me to the shows

I'd win by more than a nose

No dog would I disdain

We'd have fun wherever we go

I could manage my libido

If I only had a brain

I'd go coursing without trouble

My titles they would double

I'd be so safe and sane

I would catch so many bunnies

That it wouldn't even be funny

If I only had a brain

Oh I.... Could be a guy.... who folks were glad to see

Instead.... of just a guy.... who does down in infamy

I could be a Saluki hero

ASA Dog of the Year, oh!

I'd live a life of fame

I'd go down in all the studbooks

With my movement and my good looks

If I only had a brain