Some of the special features are:
¨Salukis With Computers.
¨Confessions of Salukis Who Use Their Owners' Computers After The Lights Go Out.
¨What Salukis Really Want Out Of A Computer.
There is also a special section called "Sneak Peek at Underground Saluki Enhanced Computers", featuring such subjects as:
¨Ergonomic keyboards for big paws
¨Monitor magnifier lenses for older, really far sighted hounds
¨Puff Rug mouse covers that you can actually play with
¨Fang-impervious floppy disks
¨Home automated software to operate TV, FM or Can Openers, Feel-good self stroking programs to wake you up.
And do we have Review of software? You bet your feathering we have reviews, Ay, Chi-wa-wa! Look at this software line up....
Hack-to-Win! Hate the dog show? Sign up for the show and then just hack your way into AKC's computer to build that score. Gradual changes and modifications that no one will ever notice will build to a full championship in only six months. For Dogs and Bitches who really hate to show. (DOS or Windows.)
Doors for Dogs! Windows is for Wimps and humans. What can you do with a window? You can just look through it- big deal! What do you do with doors? You walk, run, course through them and are no longer a voyeur, but a participant. Ponchita recommendation: Doors for Dogs ver. 1.1134595.
And to run on your Doors, try any or all of the Virtual Fantasy Series by Bytes-It Software.
Virtual Fantasy Series. For your wildest fantasy, you can pick any of the adventure situations listed below, don your special glasses and ear leather phones and let the adventure begin:
.... Thanksgiving and giving and giving. Thanksgiving dinner is on the table for twenty-five and suddenly everyone gets up and runs outside to watch the fireman put out a fire in the house next door. You are left there alone for twenty-five minutes. Your sister is asleep so you must eat what you want and plant the turkey bones next to Sis before they come back!
....Cream Bone Factory. You are a terrorist who just took over the Cream Bone factory and learn you have eight hours to wait while the mayor tries to compile all your ransom demands.
....Neat Heat! For Males Only. You are inadvertently placed in the "heat" part of the kennel while your owners are away.
....Cream de la Ice Cream! Basset-Robbins votes you the Ice Cream Queen for a year and sends you on a tour of all 48 states to devour massive quantities of their ice cream in shopping malls. ....Granny's Visit. Granny is dog sitting for the weekend and appoints you to deliver all the snacks to everyone in the kennel!
....Chi-wa-wa! Taco-Loco gets the order wrong and delivers forty two pounds of Perrito Pies to your house while your owners are at a movie and they let you sign for it.
...And more features... The Anniversary issue will be chock
full of great features and reviews. Reserve your copy now! ©
signs or designed from your own dog's picture... Write Joyce for information and prices... Joyce Taddeo, ENVISIONS, PO Box 349, Acton, CA 93510, 805-269-2414
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