Bitches Intern Program BIPs

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Bitchazel supervised the graduation of the current class of bitches, then turned in anticipation to the project she'd been planning: the creation of a Bitching Intern Program. Flaky Jake's comments had hit a nerve in her, had brought to the surface something she'd thought of, off and on, over the years. They might not attempt to take over the world, but they would be a superior fighting force, if she and Sudeeky ever needed one!

Appraised of her project, Sudeeky created an organization named the Truth Company. Through this organization, he could pursue his search for truth, whenever or wherever his services were needed. He promised Bitchazel that if she did create a Bitching Intern Program, the Truth Company would hire them for security on dangerous quests.

Bitchazel invited fifteen of her best graduate bitches to try out and, from those, eight were selected. When the scores were finally posted, the ones who made the cut screamed and cheered; the ones who did not tried not to show their disappointment and to sound sincere in their congratulations; and Bitchazel carefully put the final scores away, hoping that no one would notice that all eight chosen were rescues and not necessarily the highest scorers. They had no families, no homes to go to, except Ponchita, who could have returned to live with her uncle, but preferred to stay with the team. When they were not accompanying Sudeeky and Bitchazel on missions, they would be instructors at the Bitching School.

Meet the chosen few….

Abby

ABBY, AKA The Forger

BORN: Canada, of English import parents

RESCUED: Quebec Province, 1993

HISTORY: Abandoned to pound after she was caught forging owner's signature on a credit card to pay entrance fees to Art School.

SKILLS: Strong artistic skills; a talented painter, can also copy or duplicate anything. A master forger.

PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE: Goal oriented; independent. Was unwilling to spend her life on a farm as a brood bitch. Very "career minded". Has good team profile; the other girls like her because she's not pushy.

Azalea

AZALEA, AKA The Tactician

BORN: Saudi Arabia; imported to USA.

RESCUED: Oklahoma, 1993

HISTORY: Brought back by employee of oil company; put up for rescue after she organized a successful revolt at the local pound.

SKILLS: Finest hand-to-hand fighting skills of any of the school's graduates. Expert military tactician and strategist. Could plan and execute any size military campaign. A talented courser.

PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE: Athletic and sports minded. A realist. Has a strong sense of loyalty to the team.

Corinna

CORINNA,

AKA The Encyclopedia

BORN: New York City

RESCUED: New York City, 1994

HISTORY: Escaped from owners and lived on the streets. Jailed in pound for defending a bitch protest march with more force than was considered necessary.

SKILLS: A walking encyclopedia of trivial knowledge. Superb street fighting skills.

PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE: Extremely dominant. A bitch activist. Impetuous. Learning, with some difficulty, to operate in a team environment.

Ellie

ELLIE, AKA The Mother

BORN: England, imported to USA.

RESCUED: Pennsylvania, 1993.

HISTORY: Imported with the rest of her litter. Judged to be "plain" and of pet quality. Placed in an unsuitable home, from which she was rescued.

SKILLS: Very fair minded. Deep sense of responsibility. Possesses enormous physical strength and stamina.

PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE: Reserved but with a strong nurturing nature. Is very sweet. Has a great deal of commonsense. Can lead without dominating.

Karen

KAREN, AKA The Medic

BORN: Southern CA

RESCUED: CA, 1993

HISTORY: After a short but successful show career, was rescued after owners divorced and neither could keep her and another home was not available.

SKILLS: Knowledgeable in medical and behavioral matters. Appointed the team's medic.

PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE: A very positive bitch, always optimistic and "up". Trained the school's cheerleaders. Well liked by her associates. Won the "Congeniality Bitch" award for her class.

Lady

LADY,

AKA The Quartermaster

BORN: Nevada, daughter of two desert imports

RESCUED: Nevada, 1993

HISTORY: Placed with an elderly owner, who died. Breeders unable to take her back.

SKILLS: Outstanding quartermaster skills. Is a first class scrounger. Has exceptional fighting skills but happiest when procuring supplies for the team.

PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE: A real lady. Not quick to present her own ideas and feelings; tends to follow where others lead. Very popular with the other students.

Ponchita

PONCHITA,

AKA The Mechanic

BORN: Mexico

RESCUED: Mexico, 1992

HISTORY: Orphaned, raised by her uncle. Rescued when she was arrested by US Customs authorities, along with her uncle, for illegal smuggling of aliens across the Border. As a juvenile, she was paroled into Bitchazel's custody.

SKILLS: A mechanical genius; good computer skills. A first rate pilot. Can fix anything mechanical.

PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE: Hyper-active, a bundle of energy. Very feisty, and bouncy. Is convinced she can do anything.

Suzette

SUZETTE,

AKA The Salesman

BORN: France, imported to USA

RESCUED: Louisiana, 1993

HISTORY: Came into USA with owner; abandoned when owner returned to France.

SKILLS: A born salesman; can sell anyone anything. A superb courser. Has the greatest speed of any bitch at the school. Is an expert on fashion and beauty as well.

PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE: A natural flirt, a consummate female. Very talkative and outgoing. Conceals deep feelings and dreams of accomplishment under a frivolous exterior.

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