Classified Section

WANTED

Car seats with comfortable cut-out for tails. Call Palmer and Asiira, Wytheville.

Show ring tutor. Needs students. Makes house calls. Call Raschid.

A centerfold picture of Hassim, the outlaw prince in the Golden Snood. Would be most interested in one poster sized. Call Cassie Cream.

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FOR SALE OR TRADE

For Sale: One red sister, slightly damaged. Call Bitchin' Bertha.

For Sale: one lamé snood, slightly used. Call Suki and ask for the Reserve Queen.

For Sale: one cream brother. Slightly damaged. Call Bitchin' Bertha.

Will trade: an autographed picture of Sudeeky the Freaky for one of Hassim. Call Cassie Cream.

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LOST? ABANDONED? IN TROUBLE?

WHO YOU GONNA CALL?

SALUKI RESCUE!!
If you know of salukis needing help... or if you would be willing to give one a home...

or if you can spare a donation, please help!
CALL SALUKI RESCUE.
Cloris Costigan, 908-257-9134, 7 Huntington Rd, East Brunswick, NJ 08816

Tom Shuman, 717-284-4006, 1134 Holtwood Rd, Holtwood, PA 17532

Jean Faulkner, 215-453-9045, 2175 Stearners Rd, Green Lane, PA 18054
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PERSONAL

Would the great looking bitch with the black fringe who was at the Atlanta show call Billy-Bob, 704-GUD-STUD.

Would the great looking cream bitch at the show in Virginia Beach (the one wagging her tail at me) call Billy-Bob, 704-GUD-STUD.

Any major bitch babe that saw me at the Atlanta show and wants to meet me, call Billy-Bob ASAP, 704-GUD-STUD.

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LOST AND FOUND

Anyone finding a white puff rug with the name "Spooky" on it, please return it to me ASAP. I'm having an anxiety attack. Cream of the Crop, 704-GET-HELP.

BOOKS

For a really great read, try the Mystery of the Golden Snood, by Tally and Judy Simpson.

CLUBS\SOCIETIES

The National Association of Bitches is now taking applications from bitches. No dogs need apply.

WANTED: Recruits for C.R.E.A.M.

A new society to protect and defend the name and reputations of all creams, both bitch and dog. No membership fees. Just send in your name and address to:

Christine, Bitch in Charge

P.O. Box 349, Acton, CA 93510

See our ad elsewhere in the Newsletter.

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HEALTH AND FITNESS

CREAM BONE BRAND BITCH BISCUIT

Ingredients: Wheat grain, Sorgum, Beef, salt, Sodium gudashell, Smoke Flavor, endorphins, Niacin, Calcium, Zinc, and Secret Stuff.

Cream Bones have a long history dating back to the Epic of Gilgasmuck, when the Cream Dogs of Babylon barricaded themselves in the Monastery of Mount Bitten and began paw-making the world's most delicious treats. The formula has been passed from cream dog to cream dog and now is owned by the Cream Academy of Dogs. All sorts of health claims are made by Cream Bone fans but the Academy's official position is to neither confirm nor deny.

Remember, "Save a stitch from a bitch when you get that itch - eat a Cream Bone instead!" Endorsed by power-bitches everywhere.

Anyone know of a low fat substitute for Cream Bones that still tastes good? Katie Marie.

New! Lap-it, a new cream ale soda for coursing enjoyment. Carbonated for that gassy turbo-boost! For a dealer call 704-GAS-ATTK.

The "Tami Kaie" Look

From the

CHRISTINE COLLECTION

We offer members of NAB the opportunity to order the Video Tape

"The Hollywood Make-Over"

for a limited time only,

you can have the

"LOOK THAT CAPTIVATES & COMPELS".

As a special concession to NAB members only, you can have this tape for only $25.95 plus $3.00 shipping and handling. To order send checks to: "Christine Collection"special offer: P.O. Box 0000, Hollywood, CA 90000,

For credit card orders: call 1-800-GET-ALPHA

(Please have your membership cards handy when your order.)

There is no implied warranty with this product.

After purchase of this video, a recent happy customer wrote: "I am so thrilled with this wonderful tape, I feel so confidant I can win at ANYTHING!!!..... I am the ultimate ALPHA." signed Ima Huzzy

LADIES,