The Cream Academy of Dogs is at it again! They are counting the instances of "bitch dominance" in movies and complaining that dogs never have any of the prime roles. They want dogs as role models that the pups will take seriously. Well, here is reality, ready or not - listen up! If you dogs don't like the roles you are playing in the movies - and here comes the really deep part, duh - stop playing them! That's right, don't succumb to those high ratings and lucrative contracts! Stop contributing to movies where dogs just stand around and watch the bitches controlling all the moves and action parts. More importantly, stop "dogging" about it because it is getting boring, O.K.?
There is a rumor that Vanilla Cream, 
the
gorgeous bitch star of Attitude will be leaving her syndicated
post as the number turner and coming back to Barkersville. She
is being hired by Gazehound Radio to do a morning talk show. More
on this later!
A new dog is on the music charts this month with the stirring song, Thorn in Paw. Other chart favorites remain Sudeeky's Song and Bitchazel's Old West, and my new single has managed to claw its way to the top, Hate The Hate The Dog Show, from our new album, Airdog.
Some movies to watch are, "Toto Was a Dweeb!", "Lassie Exposed", "Dogs of Darian's Reef", and "The Barkersville Beach Boys Do Myrtle Beach".
Books worth mentioning are:
The Mystery of the Golden Snood
Coursing Tips from Running Rhonda
Running Rabbits for Fun and Profit
Why Good Dogs Like Bad Bitches
And the next Sudeeky and Bitchazel adventure story, tentatively named The Mystery of the Pylon Gold, is nearing completion. More on that also as information becomes available.
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Updated: January 13, 1997