The Hollwood Howl
by Christine…Wooooooooooooooooooooo
My name is Christine. You may have seem me in one of my performances on stage and screen or TV. Or perhaps you have had the opportunity to purchase one of my wonderful videos, anyway...
I am accomplished in many aspects of the entertainment world. Ballet, Opera, and of course Theater.
My first starring role was in "Angel of the April Dawn". (Which had the longest run in the history of the Acton Theater of the Arts.)
Since that, I have starred in productions of "Squirrel On A Hot Tin Shed, High Tide and High Risk (the story of an under water welder, ME, and how the Santa Monica bay was saved from pollution.) and currently I am performing in a road company doing "Phantom".
Well enough about me.......
FLASH
It has come to my attention that the newest sex symbol at the box office, "Dumpling", has agreed to pose for a "certain" magazine known for it's centerfold. OHHH..
FOXY is now casting for an upcoming documentary titled "Domestic Violence, Is Your Breed At Risk? Any of you bitches with teeth on experience, let me know and I can get you an audition.
Rumor has it that much married, (10 times) Liz Lukky is engaged to the famous divorce attorney, Ican Freeu. At least this time the divorce would be handled "by the family."
What lovely little bitch, seen regularly on "Animal Hospital" is planing to tie the knot with a certain "Stud" by the name of Alfonso, himself a star of the hit soap, All My Puppies?
Performance artist Midnight Starr will share a prime-time spot with Balmoral Dane - the former obsessed with herself, the latter lyrically above it all, as they do their rendition of the musical "Guess What Happened at the Specialty?".
See you next time....... ©
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Updated: January 13, 1997