+From Treasure (Sundown Alabaster Treasure), San Andreas, CA: "I am honored to receive an Achievement Award. Thank you!"
+ From Christine, Acton, CA: "Dear Bitchazel, as a member in Good Standing of NAB I feel my contributions can be of much interest to other ladies. My successful career in show business has given me many insights that most girls never have. I will be a proud and BITCHY addition to your Association. My cousin Annie is computer literate and might also be able to contribute."
+ From Nellie and Shaynna, Kirksville, MO: "We feel that such an organization is long overdue and are eagerly awaiting the first issue of the newsletter!"
+ From the owner of Sugah and Pepper, Sand Springs, OK: "I am enclosing a check for $5 for Sugah and Pepper to join the NAB, but I am doing it under protest. I really don't understand why I should have to pay for them to join something. They should pay with their own money. I'm sure Sugah has tons of it hidden in the back yard. Of course, I suspect that a lot of that money originally came from me. When money comes in, it disappears far too fast, and I doubt seriously that I could have spent it. For this reason, I suspect that Sugah has "liberated" it and has a hoard of it in one of her many castles. Her castles. My money. What is wrong with this picture?"
From Sugah and Pepper, Sand Springs, OK: "Dear Bitchazel, please sign us up as members of the NAB. There has long been a need for such an organization. We are having Mom enclose a check for our dues. We feel that paying our dues is the least she can do to make up for the indignities she heaps upon us, such as trips to the vet, making us get off the sofa when she has company, and giving us baths. Our best wishes to you. We know you have a lot of work keeping Sudeeky out of trouble. We have a male here, too, and he can be very difficult."
+ From Jewel, Sugar, Sprite and Voodoo, Charlotte, NC: "Dear Bitchazel, we are four whippet bitches who hope to learn really useful things from you. Please send us our membership cards and the newsletter."
+ From Zamira, Hazelwood, MO: "I would like to join the NAB. I'm looking forward to the newsletter and the next Sudeeky and Bitchazel book."
+ From Socks and Gigi, Chicago Heights, IL: "What will you think of next? Here is our $5.00!"
+ From Aarakis, Wilbraham, MA: "Dear Bitchazel, please sign up: Amina, who thinks she should be the Principal as she's very good at disciplining others and has
nothing to learn about being a bitch; Zah, a heavily sabled black fringed red who apparently has the brain of a blonde bombshell; Leika, who has very little sense of humor; Zita, a gentle easy going lap girl who learned to be a bit bitchy since becoming a mother; and Raz, who has not been to school yet and the other bitches don't want her to learn too much yet!"
+ From Priscilla, Ann Arbor, MI: "Dear Bitchazel, I am Priscilla, Queen of the Desert; I am a Bitch. Kudos to you for giving us Bitches a voice. We have much to say and now, thanks to this newsletter, we have a way to say it. Bitchazel and her sister contributors, keep up the great and important work! I, too, have been busy promoting Bitchism. In addition to bossing my stupid brother around, running my household and insisting my people buy certain essentials (a bigger vehicle, a bigger tent, a bigger bed), I am also expanding my influence to the world at large. Here's to a United Bitch Front!"
+ From Ritzy, Carbondale, KS: "Dear Bitchazel, I am sending in dues for membership for myself, my daughters and those Other Two. I am sorry it took so long to get this to you, but my human withheld the information from me until this weekend. My congratulations to you and best of luck in this new endeavor. I never thought about a formal finishing school for bitches, a great concept. If there were more Salukis of the better gender in this area, I would consider talking to you about starting a branch of your school in Kansas. I have taken the training of my daughters on myself as I would certainly not trust them to a non-Saluki for their bitch training. I have been told that I am an excellent teacher of bitchy manners and mannerisms. In fact, I am often lovingly referred to as The Bitch. Please send membership cards for myself, Ritzy; my daughters Haludi, Red and Snit (the child after my own heart); and those Other Two, Arabella and Tabitha. I am very much looking forward to the newsletters."
+ From Solari, Richmond, TX: "I would like to give a gift membership to your esteemed organization to my daughter and grand-daughter. I have enclosed a check for $5.00 for their dues, drawn on the account of the humans with whom I co-habitate. You wouldn't believe what it is like getting these people to fork over a check for $5.00, after all I have done for them! And they never give me any spending cash, either!"
+ From Farahshah al Houri, Hazelwood, MO: "Dear Bitchazel, I would like to suggest that perhaps one of your Bitching Classes could be on the subject of Hypnosis: How to Augment One's Diet By Psychic Control of Cream Bones, Cookies and Defrosting Meats. Our family is not into junk food but your American Tribe might want to include these items also. It certainly would simplify our lives to eat at will those things we desire instead of having to steal
help ourselves or wait for our Humans to serve us. Since Ancient
Salukis (Dog Centuries before Humans roamed the world) used hypnosis
and other psychic powers, you might want to don the Golden Snood
to draw vibrations, or even use this excuse to contact that hunk,
Hassim, for the name of a Salukalchemist whom you can consult.
Please let me know the date the class will be held so I may register
my sister Mouggie. (I let her do all those sort of things so she
gets the flak.) We both hope the oppressive weather is not getting
you down. Being from the deserts of Arabia, it does not bother
us. May the peace of Allah stay with you. P.S. There is no doubt
in my mind that sister Mouggie is already a graduate of your school
- if not in this Life, then in her last one!" ©
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Updated: January 13, 1997