From the Barkersville Gazette....
-- Today it was announced that Bitchazel's Bitching School has added a new program - a Bitching Intern Program. Bitchazel, owner and Director of the school, has hand-picked a group of experienced young bitches to serve in this pilot program. This reporter found it interesting to note that all of the bitches in this program are previously homeless or underprivileged bitches who were rescued by Bitchazel and made part of the school's staff. The program is designed to give the BIPs first hand field experience and Bitchazel promises that they will accompany her and Sudeeky the Freaky on future expeditions.
- Other news: A rumor is making its way around that Big Dog, Leader of the Saluki community, intends to run for Canine Governor for the State of South Carolina.
If the rumor is true, it will be the first time a Saluki has ever run for a State office.
Big Dog, it may be remembered, had a legendary show and coursing career, retired to private life, and gradually became the unofficial leader of the Saluki community. Highly regarded both within the community and without, it is felt that he would make a strong candidate for the office.
Our reporter was unable to reach Big Dog for comment and had to be satisfied with a report from one of Big Dog's staff, a grizzle named Slim, that Big Dog was giving the suggestion very serious consideration. We understand that he is being pressed by numerous local societies and political groups to run.
We will keep our readers informed on this matter and hope to
gain an interview with Big Dog himself before much longer.
TALLY & JUDY SIMPSON © 1995
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